Monday, March 7, 2022

THINGS MY MOTHER COMPLAINED ABOUT

 


*    I can hear you breathing - why do you breathe so loud?

*    Why must you file your nails so hard and make such a noise?

*    Don't eat your food with such lust - that is why you're fat

*    When you walk down the passage, please don't stomp - try and walk a bit lighter and softer

*    Don't turn the pages of the magazine so roughly

*    You're not allowed to take a nap on the bed, as you'll make it untidy

*    You must take a bath or shower at a certain time

*    Why are you always miserable?

*    Why can't you ever smile?

*    Pets weren't really allowed in the house






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THINGS MY MOTHER COMPLAINED ABOUT

  *     I can hear you breathing - why do you breathe so loud? *     Why must you file your nails so hard and make such a noise? *     Don&#...